Mass Effect 3 - The Team Distract the Guard some more
In the United States:
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
i can hear my heart beat thumping in my ears when i lay down is that okay
i think that if i give out christmas presents tomorrow seeing peoples smiles will lighten my mood
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"